Caitlyn Alexander / Pachirisu999999999 / Pachi9x9 / pachi9x9kissui-chan:
A derpish female of the human species that likes to pretend she isn’t. She pretends to be a sadistic, sarcastic asshole when in reality she cares too much and too easily for any sane person’s own good. She enjoys stalking people and pretending she’s a total creeper when really she wants to be your friend and love on you in the way only friends can. She also has diabetes and is Christian and Democratic and shit, but that’s not important because she’ll love you unless you disrespect someone she cares for or give her a reason to dislike you. It is nearly impossible to understand such a strange and lazy creature.